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Monday, August 06, 2007

Anybody seen Those Guns?

According to a new report from the U.S. Government Accountability Office, (ha ha ha! Who would have guessed we have one of these?!? They must have buried it down in the basement of the State Department next to the Unicorn Tracking Office for the last 7 years!) it seems that the Pentagon cannot account for 190,000 weapons distributed to Iraqi Security forces. Mostly AK-47's and pistols, the unaccounted for weapons represent about 30% of the weapons distributed to the Iraqi Security forces and the Pentagon concedes that some of those missing weapons have probably fallen into the hands of insurgents and are probably being used against U.S. troops.

So, I hate to say I told you so...but I told you so. Wait, now that I think about it, I actually told you so twice. Let me check...Yep! I did tell you so twice. I told you, HERE when the U.S. decided to arm the Sunni insurgents and HERE when they announced they were going to sell billions of dollars worth of weapons to our various Middle Eastern allies, that the U.S. really has very little ability to keep track of guns after they give them out. I guess if we keep giving them out because once everyone has a weapon, peace will surely follow.

Maybe the guns are with the moon tapes!

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4 Comments:

Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

How do you get a job in the Unicorn Tracking Office? That sounds right up my alley!

9:15 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they are in the same place as the lost pallets of cash.

1:07 PM

 
Anonymous Lulu said...

Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa probably work at the missing moon tapes/guns/pallets and pallets full of cash Government Warehouse. It is probably in the basement of the State Department with the Government Accountability Office and the Unicorn Tracking Office.

1:23 PM

 
Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

This is clearly why Cheney refuses to report on classified information. We might find the guns, money and unicorns he plans to use in his plot to take over the world.

2:13 PM

 

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