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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

These Stories Are All True

The following three stories are unbelievable and did actually happen (sorry for all the animal stories but these are AWESOME):
  • In Homer, Alaska, Gary and Terri Lyon looked outside their home and saw a 500-lb Grizzly bear killing a full grown MOOSE in their driveway. Gary had this to say about the grizzly (pun intended) scene: "She tore apart the chest cavity, ripped out the heart and ate it. It was like she knew that's what kept it alive." I hope to all heavens that someday I can witness something as awesome as this. They should have called in Jessica May to put some baby clothes on the moose carcass.
  • This story is very tragic, but also a very good lesson. On Monday evening a New Britain, Connecticut man was killed while BATTLE DANCING his rival. Robert Stitt attempted a forward flip and landed on his head. He was later pronounced dead. Battle dancing is an informal competition where participants try to outdance each other. In my neighborhood we call these Dance Offs and I challenge my co-workers to them at least 4 times a day. I had no idea they were dangerous. I guess given this realization we should return to our previous method of settling extinguisher fighting. Don't get that crap in your eyes.
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Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

Happily, I can picture Lulu both saying "Hey floppy neck...whaddaya gonna do about it!" and Battle Dancing around the office.

8:04 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can attest that we dance off around here on a regular basis. Lulu's new coworkers better start working on their moves!

8:39 AM


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