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Monday, March 05, 2007

Mother of Pretty Bank Bandit Speaks Out

Joy Miller, the mother of one of the 19-year old "giggling bandits" accused of robbing a bank in Georgia last week came out today in defense of her daughter saying "I want (people) to know that (Ashley) and Heather both are not bandits. They're little girls that made a bad choice."

Correction Mama Miller, a bad choice is mixing Goldschlager with orange juice or splitting 5's, robbing a bank is a felony. I didn't even know people still robbed banks and actually Mama Miller is right on one count, these girls aren't bandits because bandits wear clever disguises. These girls just wore sunglasses, which makes them idiots. Enjoy prison pretty ladies!



Anonymous Jono said...

Anybody can look cute on closed-circuit security camera footage. Did you see their mugshots? Yikes.

9:36 AM

Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

Jono's right. Not cute. Ugh, throw the book at em.

10:25 AM

Anonymous Danielle (Jenny's old roommate) said...

The mugshots are terrible. see this link:

My favorite line from the story: How did two girls who grew up in comfortable middle-class homes with a wealth of opportunity wind up as exotic dancers and accused crooks?

4:39 PM


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