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Friday, March 02, 2007

I've Got a Plan For Iraq

On Thursday, the Swiss accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. During a routine training exercise, 170 Swiss Infantry Soldiers got lost and wandered 1-mile over the border into the neighboring principality. Upon realizing what they had done, they quickly retreated without major diplomatic incident.

I think this could be the beginnings of a hazy framework of a plan for Iraq. We just slowly start to walk away. If anyone asks we just say "Whoops! We just got lost and wandered over here. No harm, no foul, right? Look over there! It's Superman!" Then we bolt. The Swiss are brilliant. They had a 10-minute invasion. That's what I call "Shock and Awe"!



Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is hilarious! Does this spoil their peace-time record?

3:55 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

In defense of the Swiss, Leichtenstein was totally asking for it.

11:57 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to point out that according to U.S. Border Patrol Agent Dave the King, this kind of thing happens a lot on our border with Mexico. Only it involves a lot more booze and shooting.

2:39 PM


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