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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Pat Robertson: Americans Going to Die, Lord didn't Mention "Nukes"

Apparently we are in big trouble. God has told Pat Robertson that there will be a "mass killing of Americans in 2007". God didn't mention "nukes", but Pat thinks it will be something along those lines. This might not bode well for us Americanos if Pat Robertson had the credibility of say, Miss Cleo, instead of what he does have which is, no credibility at all. In fact, Robertson has missed the mark quite a bit lately with his predictions. Robertson had this to say about that: "I have a relatively good track record. Sometimes I miss." Doesn't he mean sometimes God misses? It couldn't be that, so maybe he means "sometimes I don't listen when God is talking"? Either way, I do believe that if he had any real psychic prowess at all he'd be making $1,000 a day playing 3-card Monte on a New York street corner. He just seems like a 3-card Monte kind of guy.*

I guess this is better than that time he called for the assassination of Hugo Chavez. Or that time he said that Ariel Sharon's stroke could be attributed to God's anger over the Gaza pull out. Or that time he called Muslims "satanic". Or that time that he said someone should "nuke" the State Department. Or that time he said he could leg press 2,000 lbs. Or that time he said that "[Liberal college professors]
are racists, murderers, sexual deviants and supporters of Al-Qaeda – and they could be teaching your kids! These guys are out and out communists, they are radicals, they are, you know, some of them killers, and they are propagandists of the first order…you don’t want your child to be brainwashed by these radicals, you just don’t want it to happen. Not only brainwashed but beat up, they beat these people up, cower them into submission." That last one is my favorite.

Yep, he's crazy like a fox. A fuzzy, lovable, if he wasn't Pat Robertson he would be arrested for saying the crap he says, fox.

*You don't have to be psychic to scam people at 3-card Monte, but I bet it would help!

1 Comments:

Anonymous reebs said...

Shoot! How did Pat find out that we had a whole semester in graduate school dedicated to learning how to become a liberal bully? If I had only done better in that class, I might have better luck convincing my colleague that stem cell research is the way to go!

5:15 PM

 

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