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Thursday, January 25, 2007

Celebrity Enters Rehab

No, wait. It's not Lindsay Lohan this time, it's not even Mark Foley.

Isaiah Washington is entering rehab! But this is an extra special rehab as it has nothing to do with drugs, or drinking, or overeating, or sexual compulsion, or gambling, or anything else like that?

What's Mr. Washington addicted to? Gay hatin'.

After dropping the F-bomb (not that one, the one that rhymes with Maggot) about his co-worker T.R. Knight, Isiah is checkin' in to check out why he said the things he said. The Good Times Blog's best guess to this question is that the man's a tad bit of a bigot.

But you don't come to the Good Times Blog to read the news you could get on google news. You come for the inside scoop and we have it**. An anonymous and perhaps slightly fictional (or at least slightly not non-fictional) source has emailed us the itenerary for his first day in rehab.

9:00- Breakfast: Scones and Herbal Tea with Richard Simmons

9:30- Seminar One: Not Hatin' 101

10:30- Seminar Two: Fagotts: Small Medieval Sticks (NOT Gay people)

11:30- Rec Time: Crafting with Christopher Lowell

1:00- Lunch: Finger Sandwiches and Baby Carrots with Reichen and Lass

2:00- Seminar Three: Gay Jokes Aren't really funny (Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve...come on!)

3:00- Seminar Four: Life without gays: Interior Design, Fashion, and Wedding Planning OUT the Window

4:00- Break Time: Relaxing Sauna and Massage with Neil Patrick "Doogie Howser" Harris

5:00- Seminar Five: Gay Culture: Circuit Parties, Poppers, and Toy Poodles

6:00- Closing Remarks: Clay Aiken


Blogger The Pink Totebag said...

Oooh! How exciting! Another celebrity enters rehab! I mean, come on. I just LOVE the fact that there is now a place where even bigots to go in an effort to clean up (their public image, I mean) and re-emerge as more productive members of society. Maybe he and Mel Gibson can share a room.

12:17 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget British Cigarettes. Medieval sticks and British Cigarettes.

There was a thing on NPR about how a celeb apology ain't a celeb apology anymore without a trip to rehab. Must be great for the 12-step industry...

2:03 PM

Blogger scooterlulu said...

Just yesterday I told my sister that I would like to do a stint in rehab. It sounds like a really good time. You know with the meditation walks and people to cook you dinner and all. -Lulu

2:21 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trust me, it isn't as great as it sounds. They only come through with the Methadone once a day, and even then they mix it with this awful grape soda. Yuck.

2:46 PM


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