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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Wow...That's Stupid

Ew. What's that smell? Nope, it isn't "Body Odor", it's Nashville...because that is where we are making an emergency landing. Ladies and Gentlemen, please put on your seatbelts.

A flight to Dallas was diverted and forced to make an emergency landing in Nashville because someone on the plane lit a match. After all the passengers, crew, and luggage were removed from the plane and screened, someone came clean that it was them. They had lit the match in an attempt to cover up "a body odor", presumably gas.

If you fart on a plane you don't light a match and cause the plane to make an emergency landing. If you fart on a plane you look at the guy next to you in disgust, making it look like he did it. If it is REALLY bad, you look at the guy next to you in disgust and then make a lot of noise as you ask the flight attendant to switch your seat.

The woman suffered from an "unspecified medical condition", presumably stupidity.

5 Comments:

Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

Yeah. I heard about this yesterday. She is absolutely the Queen of the Tarables. Sometimes - just sometimes - people should T.H.I.N.K.

8:50 PM

 
Anonymous bucket said...

Leave her alone... maybe her parasitic twin made a doodie.

1:12 PM

 
Blogger scooterlulu said...

I'm going to start asking for an extra bag of peanuts on flights...for my parasitic twin. -Lulu

2:15 PM

 
Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

There had better not be any parasitic twins, doodies or matches on any of the three million flights I'm taking to get to New Hampshire in January!

2:35 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be knockin' my little piece of taradise.

8:11 PM

 

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