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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Who's Your Daddy?

Mary Cheney and Heather Poe have announced they are expecting their first child this Spring! The couple is ecstatic and is looking forward to all the joys of parenthood. The GTB wants to wish them the very best of luck with the new addition to their family. The world can't wait to meet baby Chenpoe, Pheney, Choney, etc!

Now the fun part. Let's speculate on who the father is. My money is on Karl Rove. Let's be honest, there is nothing this administration does that he doesn't have his hands in. Why not this? Leave your guesses in the comments section. Best guess wins a warm can of Stag Beer.


Anonymous Dr. Bombay said...

Tom Delay has time on his hands and likes to F things up.

4:34 PM

Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

No, no, no - it's Rick Santorum. It is always the one you least expect!

4:45 PM

Anonymous bucket said...

Bill Darby

8:15 PM

Anonymous D said...

It's totally the old lawyer from Austin that Daddy shot in the face. Impregnating her is just the most recent step in his penance for getting in the way of the perfect kill.

9:45 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

David Crosby.

11:32 PM

Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

When was David Crosby designated sperm donor to all the gays?

Wouldn't it be funny if they named the baby after her dad? The lesbian couple with the son named Dick. Ah ha ha!

And the insensitive loser says "goodnight!"

11:44 PM

Blogger CaptainAdventure said...

Sadam. Take THAT for trying to pass the GD protection of marriage amendment.

9:06 AM

Blogger CaptainAdventure said...

I meant Saddam. Sorry, its early in my world.

9:07 AM

Blogger scooterlulu said...

I'd say Rush Limbaugh but we know he is battling ED. - Lulu

9:14 AM

Anonymous Reebs said...

I'm thinking someone from big oil or Halliburton. Grandpa needs an heir.

9:47 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's either Andrew Sullivan, Joe Solomonese, or Ken Mehlman.

10:02 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:03 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark Foley

10:04 AM

Blogger scooterlulu said...

Andrew Sullivan, i like that. I think it was Bob Knight. The spokesperson for concerned women for america that is so appaled that they are having a baby.

Does anyone else find it humorous that concerned WOMEN for america has a man as their spokesperson?


10:49 AM

Blogger scooterlulu said...

I'm pretty sure the "Concerned Women for America" are "Stand Behind Their Man" kind of women so having a dude speak for them makes perfect sense Scooter.

Maybe the Dad was John Mark Karr! Hope they don't give him visitation rights! -Lulu

10:55 AM

Blogger CaptainAdventure said...

I love the assertion of Focus on the Family. They said in one statement, "Love can't replace a mother and a father."

Now, I am all about giving a kid the best damn chance they can have, but when you say that you don't need love, you just need a mother and a father, I have to wonder where that leaves a kid. Sure Dad, go ahead, drink warm Stag beer, beat Mom while she tries to snort coke, and tell me repeatedly that you hate me, but PLEASE DON'T LEAVE.

11:26 AM

Blogger scooterlulu said...

Thank you CaptainAdventure for your reference to Stag Beer, the Official Beer of the Good Times Blog. -Lulu

11:32 AM

Blogger scooterlulu said...

so which do you think these wingers would be more against? lesbians adopting or lesbians having abortions.

of course the idea of lesbians having abortions is rather comical. One would have to INTENTIONALLY get pregnant and then have the abortion.


11:32 AM

Blogger scooterlulu said...

Scooter, that would be ridiculous. That would be like me baking a cake just to throw it out the window. Kind of. -lulu

11:47 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The father is Ann Coulter

2:06 PM

Anonymous reebs said...

That can only mean the baby is going to be a harpy eagle.

2:14 PM

Blogger scooterlulu said...

Oh No! Let's hope Mary and Heather don't have a pet monkey! -Lulu

3:13 PM

Anonymous Dr. Bombay said...

If it was like Mojo on the Simpsons, that would be much cooler than a baby.

3:21 PM

Blogger Daisy Hardbottle said...

I hear that Brangelina are planning to adopt the baby once its born but that they're facing stiff competition from Madonna whose given up on the Malawi government.

11:30 AM


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