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Friday, November 17, 2006

Iowa Monkey Business

A mischievous tenant at the Great Ape Trust of Iowa is in trouble today for pulling the fire alarm in the Ape House for the second time in 2 months. The Bonobo Ape named Panbanisha saw a workman accidentally pull the alarm awhile back, saw the flurry of activity it caused, and decided to try it herself…twice. Her caretakers claim she was only looking for attention and sat down with her to discuss the matter. They “explained the danger of such mischief and Panbanisha promised not to do it again.” They also agreed that the next time she is experiencing feelings of loneliness or boredom, she will get the attention of her caretakers by throwing fecal matter at their faces.


Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

Note to self: throw feces instead of pulling fire alarm.

I think I can handle that.

10:18 PM


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