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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Those Fools Think They Can Jail Wesley Snipes

The IRS claims that Wesley Snipes has evaded taxes for half a decade and may or may not have falsely claimed $12 Million in refunds, but please, this man is an American HERO. Those suits at the IRS have no idea what they are dealing with. Wesley Snipes single-handedly thwarted the efforts of terrorist Charles Rane to bring down a passenger plane, lived as a half-human/half-vampire (a.k.a. Manpire) to save the entire human race, AND while working as a DC cop he solved the murder of a young staffer KILLED AT THE WHITE HOUSE! For God’s sake! We should be paying HIM taxes for all the good he has done!

I can’t wait to see this. There is no prison that will hold Wesley Snipes. You may remember that he has already escaped police custody once before and that was with 1st degree badass Tommy Lee Jones leading the investigation. The GTB’s prediction is that Wesley Snipes will spend 2 days in prison before tearing down the cement walls with his bare hands and threatening guards with a weapon made completely out of soap on a rope and last night's chow line meatloaf. Good luck US Prison System, you’re gonna need it!


Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

This might be my favorite story of late. You think he's a candidate for the Tarable Idea Award?

Listen, I think we may have a jail (or two) that will hold him. Or at least one where we can torture the back taxes outta him. I'd tell you where it is, but then I'd have to kill you. Ask Dub - he knows where it is.

7:23 PM


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