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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Clay Aiken Gets New Hairstyle, Comes Out as Not Gay, Probably

Clay Aiken is sporting a new look and speaking out about the rumors swirling around his sexual orientation. You may remember awhile back there were a couple people who claimed to have had internet affairs with Aiken and provided the tabloids with some naughty photos taken and supposedly transmitted by Aiken’s webcam. The American Idol star claims this wasn’t him at all, merely someone who looks a lot like him. The new hairstyle will certainly separate the real Clay Aiken from his gay internet doppelganger and hopefully put the rumors (and lawsuits by his teenaged female fans who feel they were duped into believing they had a chance with the superstar) to bed (pun intended). Here’s what the singing sensation told People Magazine about the controversy:

"What do you say (to that question)? … It's like when I was 8. I remember something would get broken in the house, and Mom and Dad would call me in and say, 'Did you do this?' Well, it didn't matter what I said. The only thing they would believe was yes. … People are going to believe what they want."

Now, he didn’t say that he isn’t gay, but with a haircut like that, how could he be?


Blogger Fumbles said...

or is he gay...most straight men I know have the same hair style they have had for the last ten years....then again his choices are just bad, so....

10:28 AM

Blogger CaptainAdventure said...

I got confused for a second and thought it was K.D. Lang again. Silly Gay Gaiken, always trying to look straight and ending up looking like K.D.

12:38 PM

Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

I'm not clear; why do we care if Clay is gay. Aside from the obvious poetry of it all - I'm not sure I want to consider who Clay is with when he hits the hay. Yeah, yeah, yeah...

7:01 PM

Blogger scooterlulu said...

To clarify, we don't care if Clay Aiken is gay. If we had listened to his music before, we would still listen when he comes out of the closet. And I wouldn't be suggesting he is gay if he hadn't transmitted half naked pictures of himself to dudes on the internet.

8:46 AM

Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

Ahh. Clarity.

11:12 AM


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