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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Aaron Carter is ENGAGED!

It is unbelievable, but true. My favorite Carter, and yours, 18 year old Aaron, is a Playboy Playmate. The soon to be blushing bride, Kari Ann Peniche, formerly dated Aaron's older brother Nick (the one who beat up Paris Hilton) and was formerly Miss Teen USA 2003 (before being stripped of her crown for posing in Playboy).

This sounds like a match made in heaven. I imagine that Aaron climbed into the SUV of romance, ran over Kari Ann's soul, and set the mattress of her heart on fire.

Cheers to the happy couple!


Blogger Fumbles said...

Sounds like these two have so much going for them! The Brittney Spears clan ain't got nuthin on the Carters. Speaking of the Spears/Federline crew...are we going to address the fact that both their boys now have initals of SPF (Sean Preston & Sutton Pierce Federline).

10:29 AM

Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

Let's think of other names for the rest of the Federline babies. That's way more fun (and way more likely) than talking about Aaron Carter's wedding to a playmate. Um, ew.

Scary sPice Federline
Savemefrommy Parents Federline
Sorta Pudgy Federline
Sutton Placegourmet Federline
Star Planet Federline
Shallow Parents Federline
Suri's Prettier Federline

Conceivably, they could name their girls so their initials are UV, instead.

OR - following the Jailyn rumors:
Bevin, Brevin, Keritney, Kerit, Krittney, Brivin, Britin, Britnin, Ketney, Keey, Kevit

11:13 AM

Blogger CaptainAdventure said...

confusion again. I thought the photo was of Cindy Lauper at first glance.

12:40 PM


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