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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Where was Adam when Ann Strangled a Puppy?

Perhaps it was in response to Ann Coulter's recent assertion that Bill Clinton is all to blame for the North Korea Missile Firings (disclaimer: I'm not asserting that previous administrations are faultless for current problems, but more the emphasis that it CLEARLY has nothing to do with the inaction of the current administration for the past 6 years). Maybe it was because Anne "jokingly" suggested "We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' Creme brulee". Or possibly it was because of her February 23, 2006 speech at Indiana University where she stated, ""Liberals hate God and hate America". It is very likely it was in response to Ann's reference to 4 9/11 widow's as Harpies that are "reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis."

Regardless of why, Adam Carolla has finally answered the question, "What do you do if Ann Coulter comes knockin on your door (or calling on the phone)? Hang up on the Bitch.

Of course, I think none of the reasons/quotes above (all obtained from wikipedia) explain why Adam has beef with Ann Coulter. There is not one doubt in my mind that it's because Ann Coulter murdered a puppy on live television. She really did, i read it online. Check it out for yourself *********

(Looks like the Man upstairs is also done with Ann^^^^^)

******* The authencity and accuracy of the Bigfib.com website cannot at this time be verified. Although Scooter stands 100% behind all other statements made in this posting I have not witnessed said strangulation and must therefore warn fans of the goodtimes blog to use caution before believing everything they read. All of that said, Ann Coulter killed that puppy because he hated God & America.

^^^^^ Actual existence of billboard awaiting goodtimes verification.

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6 Comments:

Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

Maybe Anne is just angry because she hasn't eaten at all in the last 10 years. Anne, have a burger, you'll feel much better! Then go on a cruisade against anorexia and leave the rest of us alone.

4:04 PM

 
Blogger scooterlulu said...

Don't worry all, no censoring here. gris gris just accidentally posted teh same thing twice. Debate away.

4:10 PM

 
Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

A little overzealous. Sorry.

4:21 PM

 
Blogger (A Little) Gris Gris said...

P.S. "crusade"

thx. lu

4:31 PM

 
Blogger Fumbles said...

I think gris gris is on to something...is Ann Coulter evil or just hungry? I know that I am less than pleasant when I haven't eaten.

11:17 AM

 
Anonymous Mose said...

That ho-bag can stick it!

9:23 PM

 

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