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Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Who we are, Why You should Care, As dictated by Us

So there comes a time in everyone's lives where they take stock of who they are, and what they are doing, and then suddenly realize that all of the awesome shit they say and do goes completely unnoticed because it isn't on the internet.

Well folks, for us today is that day. The day we become forever immortalized in cyberspace and potentially ruin any chance we ever had of running for office someday. Well, this applies to lulu only. Scooter is a rabid homosexual and has already damned any chance of any elected, appointed, or really any type of well paid job.

You may be asking yourself why there are 2 of us writing this blog. Are we lazy? Yes. Are we hag and fag? Yes. But thats not why. Our decision to work on this blog together is simply mathematics. Although two distinctly different people, we have somehow evolved the same brain. We laugh at the same things ( things = people), we enjoy the same movies (the crap ones), and we both love to gamble (always split 8's !). Oh, and did we mention how lazy we are?

So what's in store for the good time blogs? Expect a lot of ridiculing of others, a smattering of tales from our everyday lives, and maybe even some political analysis. Oh and dont forget.... lots of awesome shit! Have you ever heard about the time lulu went blind? Fucking awesome story.

DISCLAIMER: Our claim that this blog will be awesome is of course subjective and defined by our standard of awesome. We can't promise all of our commentary will be witty. We can't even promise that it will all be in English (that is, until we make English our national language! Get moving Bill Frist!). But we can promise to try our best and always give 110%. And By 110% we mean 55% each...then shave off about 7% for the times we are drinking and 12% when we are gambling. Which leaves by our calculations enough effort to ensure good times had by all.

Baby Dogs!
Lulu and Scooter



Blogger Aaron said...

Allow me to be the first to congratulate yous both on a fine beginning. I hope you won't be like me and forget you have a blog. In other words, if this is a contest, you've already won. But perhaps it will inspire me to update!

6:42 PM

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10:49 AM

Blogger Fumbles said...

This is fantastic! I look forward to reading about the adventures of Lulu and Scooter. Add unable to type to Fumbles long list of short comings...

2:15 PM


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